You drink tea (Green Tea for that matter), and not just because Ayeka says so!
	You especially pay attention in science because you want to be just like Washu.
	You consume carrots in dangerously large ammounts.
	You name your cat Ryo-ohki and when you shout "Go Ryo-ohki" and nothing happens, you call the pet store and complain.
	You desperately try to get someone who looks exactly like Tenchi to like you.
	You have a webpage devoted to Tenchi Muyo! Heh..heh...umm Who? Me?
	You try to "whip" up breakfast like Sasami, but discover that you can't quite do it like she does.
	You wear Ryoko's bathing suits and wonder why you are in jail.
	You SWEAR that your little sister is a Mihoshi descendant!
	You make a star-shaped dimensional portal that links to your friends house.
	Your science teacher knows about all the charachters in Tenchi Muyo! (From the doodles in the margins of your papers).
	You eat with chopsticks (or at least try to).
	You wonder about everyone's secret to keeping their hair in an un-naturally perfect state. (Just HOW MUCH gel does Washu use!?)
	You cried on the last episode.
	You always hum theme songs to yourself.
	You and your best Tenchi bud always say Okie-dokey- Ryo-ohki!! Or make up some kind of phrase like that.
	You create a deadly computer virus and call it the "Washu Virus" and you pump it into all of your school's computers- It plays non-stop Tenchi stuff 24/7!
	You fight over Tenchi with your friend (He's mine! NO, TENCHI IS MINE, and you know it!)
	You read your only precious comic cover-to-cover about a bagillion times.
	You go up to your grandpa and shake his sholders while saying "Yosho! It's you! It's really you! But-but you are so-so OLD...!
	You wonder why your Grandpa has been looking at you in a peculiar way, and why he is always offering you help with your life...
	You spend grocery money on slot machines and races instead of buying groceries.

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