Fun with Telemarketers #1
Telemarketer: "Are you interested in buying (whatever they are selling)?"
You: "Well.... this is an inconveinient
time for me. Can you give me your home phone and I will call you back later?"
Telemarketer: (If you do it correctly, he should say something like:)
"I don't usually give customers my phone number because I don't like to be called by total strangers."
You: "Well then you know how I feel!" After this, abruptly hang up
the phone.
More fun with Telemarketers #2
Telemarketer: "Are you interested in buying (whatever they are selling)?"
You: "Cindy? Cindy, is that you?"
Telemarketer: "I am not cindy I- (cut him off)
You: "OH!" Sorry Bob, I didn't know it was you!" (Babble
constantly until he interrupts you)
Telemarketer: "I am not Bob!"
You: "So why'd you call then?! Man, I don't understand you people!"
After this, abruptly hang up the phone.
Fun With Telemarketers #3
Telemarketer: Hello! Would you be interested in purchasing carpeting from
(whatever company)?
You: Yes, I'm very interested!
Speak to the marketer, allowing him or her to provide purchase information, etc.
When the purchase is about to be made say:
Yes...I was wondering if you could carpet my back yard....
Telemarketer: Uh..I'm sorry, we cannot provide that service.
You: Gosh! I HATE you people! Why!?
Hang up.
